When the Software industry had badly gone down, three software giants, Sun, SCO(UNIX), and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them Java-condom, CondomiX, and MS-Condoms Me respectively.
Java-Condom boasted that it would fit any size irrespective of the underlying structure. A customer using Java-condom complained to Sun that the condom didn't fit correctly. Sun replied: 'Wait till we get the ISO standard'.
Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the time he would finish reading the instructions given along with it, his wife would fall asleep, and he himself would forget why he was using CondomiX.
Finally, he switched to MS-Condoms Me. To his surprise it was so good.....and comfortable...and he used it happily.
Six months later, he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and complained to Microsoft. He got the following reply from Microsoft:
A PATCH IS COMING SOON...!!!
Richard
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