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Old 09-23-2008, 10:01   #1
Richard
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Touche'

A guy is having sex with his wife and is close to ejaculating when he looks over and sees his eight-year-old son standing in the door of their
bedroom watching them. The kid looks horrified and, before he or his wife can think of something to say, runs off.

The guy says, "Well, shit. I better go talk to Timmy."

He pulls on his pants and goes to Timmy's room. It sounds like a hell of a commotion on the other side of the door and so he rushes in to see Timmy nailing Grandma.

"OH...MY...GOD!" yells the stunned father.

The kid looks up and yells back at him, "It's not so damn funny when it's your mom, is it?"

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