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Old 09-17-2008, 08:01   #1
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Having already downed a few drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?'
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Old 09-17-2008, 08:22   #2
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Old 09-17-2008, 08:31   #3
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Tsk, tsk, tsk...picking on lawyers. For shame, for shame. You know that this just leads to more serious picking. The next thing you know, you’ll be panning politicians. What IS this world coming to?

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Old 09-17-2008, 09:42   #4
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I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
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