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Old 07-15-2008, 08:48   #1
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Relligon During These Troubled Times

During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah..

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters
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Old 07-15-2008, 10:29   #2
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4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters
When I lived near Mesquite, TX I discovered that married Baptist couples were encouraged to have a very active sex life with few prohibitions. The ONE big prohibition was against having sex in the standing position. Baptist elders feared it could lead to dancing.
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:00   #3
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Old 07-17-2008, 08:14   #4
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When I lived near Mesquite, TX I discovered that married Baptist couples were encouraged to have a very active sex life with few prohibitions. The ONE big prohibition was against having sex in the standing position. Baptist elders feared it could lead to dancing.

Be sure if you plan on taking a Baptist fishing be sure to take two. If you take two, they'll leave your beer alone.......if you take one.......he'll drink all of your beer!
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