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Old 07-14-2008, 17:02   #1
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The Dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar one night. They get along so well, they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes his pants off, and again, washes his hands.

The girl has been watching him with fascination and says, "You must be a Dentist."

Surprised, the guy turns to her and says, "Why yes....yes I am a Dentist. How did you figure that out?"

"Easy", she replied. "You keep washing your hands."

One thing leads to another and they end up in the bedroom and make love for hours. After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a really good Dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says to her, "Sure. I'm a good Dentist. How did you figure that one out?"

The girl replies, "Well.....I didn't feel a thing."
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Old 07-14-2008, 17:33   #2
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Old 07-14-2008, 17:47   #3
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You're just showing off your new avatar. I love it!

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