The Smell of Money

Sdiver · 07-13-2008, 08:24

One day, a lady walks into Tiffany's, and starts browsing around the jewelry displays. She spots a beautiful diamond bracelet in one of the cabinets. As she bends over to look more closely at it, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she turns around, and her worse nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

The salesman calmly greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam, How may we help you today?"

Not knowing if she was caught in her little "accident", she timidly asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

The salesman answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price."

**Kyobanim** · 07-13-2008, 09:17

lol

Red Flag 1 · 07-13-2008, 11:24

lol!

There is a story of Tulula Bankhead getting on an elavator. Back in the days when each elevator had an elevator operator. Only the elevator operator and Miss Bankhead were on the elevator. Miss Bankhead farted ( SBD), and the elevator operator said, "Miss Bankhead, did you just fart?" Miss Bankhead responded, " My God man, do you think I smell like this all the time?".

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