Seen on T-shirts that aren't Harley T-shirts

[Sdiver]

1) "It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for my sex machine."

2) "I know right from wrong.....wrong is the fun one."

3) "Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes."

4) "FBI.....Female Body Inspector."

5) "Money can't buy happiness....but it can buy a case of beer."

6) "I child proofed my house....but the little bastards still get in."

7) "THEY LIED !!!....hard work has killed lots of people."

8) "Gray is the new blonde."

9) "I see your point....but you're still stupid."

10) "My parents said I could become anything I want...so I became an asshole."

11) "So, a dyslexic walks into a bra."

12) "If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless."

13) Forgive your enemies...but remember their names."

14) "I'm not opinionated. I'm just always right."

15) "WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship."

16) "Success is the happy feeling you get between the time you do something and the time you tell your woman what you did."

[Rogue]

LOL

[Red Flag 1]

LOL!

Where DO you keep finding these?

Should we petition TS to get you on salary?

Back into my hole.

RF 1

[Sdiver]

Here's a few more.

"A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say"

"Never take a fork to a knife fight."

"Proud to have beer breath."

"Member of an unfocused group."

"Heavily medicated for your safety."

"As a matter of fact, I did sleep in these clothes."

"I'm a bad ass. You're just an ass."

"Almost as smart as my phone."

"I believe in making sacrifices. Can I start with you."

"Easily distracted by shiny objects."

"Still plays with motorcycles."

"You probably don't recognize me without my cape."

"The hardest thing about riding is the ground."

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid."

"By the time I'm thin, fat will be in."

"Here I come to save the day."

"If you woke up this morning, It's because Jack Bower saved your life."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"Don't pretend that you don't want some of this."

"Real woman don't complain, they bitch, bitch, bitch."

"What would Wonder Woman do?"

"You say petty and vindictive like it's a bad thing."

"Yes, beer qualifies as an appetizer."

"Dare to be indifferent."

"Is it sexy in here, or is it me?"

"I spill things."

"I'm retired. Go around me."

"Viewer discretion advised."

"Prince Charming, plus a few years."

"I'm not too old, your music just sucks."

"Respect your elders, or just get the hell out of my way."

"Please don't disturb the Beast within."

"Open your mouth a little wider. We got flies."

"I know what you're thinking....NOTHING!"

"Just another poo flinging day in the jungle."

"Sorry my dog humped your leg. He feels terrible about it."

"The voices in my head told me to buy more shoes."

"So many butts to kick, so little time."

"Smiling on the outside, sneering on the inside."

"My wife has good taste."

"I see old people."

"That's right, I'm part of the problem."

"Sorry about global warming. It's my fault. I'll take care of it."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

"In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria."

[echoes]

Originally Posted by Sdiver

"Real woman don't complain, they bitch, bitch, bitch."

Hey Sdiver,

I think it really goes, "Real Women don't complain, they Bitch-Slap!"

Holly

[Saoirse]

SDiver.....these are great! I haven't seen these in a long time and some of them are new (to me)... I need to go get a couple tshirts made! LOL
Thanks for the good laugh!!

[mojaveman]

Originally Posted by echoes

Hey Sdiver,

I think it really goes, "Real Women don't complain, they Bitch-Slap!"

Holly

Women don't belch and fart like men do therefore they bitch, if they didn't they'd expolde!

[echoes]

Originally Posted by mojaveman

...they bitch, if they didn't they'd expolde!

Well, I am part German, Blonde, and used to live in L.A. and La Jolla, CA...so IMVHO, I must agree to disagree with you sir, on this topic!

Oh, and the quote was, "Real Women!"

Holly