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Old 07-05-2008, 09:34   #1
BMT (RIP)
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Banker Bob

A farmer went to the local bank to borrow money for a
new bull. The loan was made and Banker Bob , who
lent the money, came by a week later to see how the
bull was doing.

The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and
wouldn't even look at a cow.

Banker Bob suggested that he have a veterinarian take
a look at the bull.

Next week, Banker Bob returned to see if the vet had
helped. The farmer looked very pleased. "The bull has
serviced all of my cows! He broke through the fence,
and bred all my neighbor's cows! He's been breeding
just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"

"Wow," said Banker Bob , "what did the vet do to that bull?"

"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.

"What kind of pills?" asked Banker Bob .

"I don't know, but they kind of taste like peppermint."
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