Why you should wear underwear...

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From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple
who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the
parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small
group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male
legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in
shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public
ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back
into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.
She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had
been standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.