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Old 05-23-2008, 03:26   #1
frostfire
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SWEET Mrs. NEELY

SWEET Mrs. NEELY


All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked,
- "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

Minister: "Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

Mrs. Neely (smiling sweetly): "I don't have any."

Minister: "Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

Mrs. Neely: "Ninety-eight."

Minister: "Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front and
tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and
not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

- "I outlived the b*tches."
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"we also rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope" Rom. 5:3-4

"So we can suffer, and in suffering we know who we are" David Goggins

"Aide-toi, Dieu t'aidera " Jehanne, la Pucelle

Der, der Geld verliert, verliert einiges;
Der, der einen Freund verliert, verliert viel mehr;
Der, der das Vertrauen verliert, verliert alles.

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