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Old 05-19-2008, 23:11   #1
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Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war. Hell, do both. GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .

If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC

Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
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Old 05-20-2008, 03:51   #2
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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Written in the dust on the back of a bus,

Wickenburg, AZ
I love a good smile in the morning...



Anyone have some more??
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Old 05-20-2008, 08:11   #3
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Jesus saves......Sakic gets the rebound and SCORES !!!!!!
any bathroom I'm leaving.
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:45   #4
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In the rest room of my old doctor's office.

We aim to please.

You aim too, please.
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