The Lawyer and his Wife

[Sdiver]

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay
of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was
feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at
home, his wife started on him about,

"What time of night is this to be getting home? Where have you been?"

"Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it."

And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and
poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the
bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself
up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the phone rang.

The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had
been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged
tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided
to go upstairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her
husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

To which he whirled around and screamed,

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP !!!!????!!!!"

[Kyobanim]

LOL

[vsvo]

LOL.

Reminds me of a story one of my professors told us. He started his career as a public defender in DC Superior Court, and spent a lot of time at DC Jail. He would ask his wife not to make social plans for Friday evenings, because he needed time at the end of the week to get rid of his surly attitude and suppress the use of F and MFer during normal conversation.

[Red Flag 1]

And had another whiskey!