Three guys in a bar with God

[Penn]

An Irishman, an Italian, and an illegal Mexican are in a bar in west LA, when God walks in.
He looks at the three guys and said, “What can I do for you”. The Irishman says, “Well God you know I love a bit of a nip now and then, would you mind preventing my getting a hangover”? God said sure touches his head and he’s cure forever. The Irishman is beyond grateful. God then turns to the Italian and asked what he could do for him. The Italian replies he has fallen arches and his feet are in constant pain, could he please cure him. God said sure and touches his feet. The Italian has tears of joy, he’s so thankful, running down his cheeks. God then turns to the Mexican and says what do you want? The Mexican looks at God and screams “don’t touch Mexican I’m on full disability”.