01-19-2008, 08:05
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SF soldier walks into a bar....
... and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No,"
he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.
" The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?" The SF guy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says
you're not wearing any panties...." "
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The SF guy smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
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01-19-2008, 10:23
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The question now is "does this work"? 
Any AAR's out there? 
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01-19-2008, 12:28
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Goggles Pizano
The question now is "does this work"?
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NO!!!
I heard this one long ago and thought that it would work while stationed in Hawaii. I did get a laugh, then a good swipe was taken. I'm quick......she was quicker (I had a few adult tea's, Long Island types, 13 each). 
Which reminds me, getting hit in the ear in any fashion is a sure way to get a leg up on an opponent. She could have finished me, but turned and stomped off.
I still won 
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01-19-2008, 20:10
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Just read this outloud to my wife.
She didn't think it was quite as funny as I did.
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01-20-2008, 07:56
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Quote:
Just read this outloud to my wife.
She didn't think it was quite as funny as I did.
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They never do.
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01-20-2008, 16:43
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i'll let ya know
Sounds like a good drunk bet....i'll let ya' know when i find a sucker to try it out...
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01-20-2008, 17:01
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LeapingGnome
Sounds like a good drunk bet....i'll let ya' know when i find a sucker to try it out...
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What kind of Watch are YOU gonna use ????
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01-20-2008, 23:39
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now there is a question
I think that the bet might have to involve the use of a casio calculator watch...that and a pair of velcro strap running shoes will get you laid.....never...
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