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Old 12-04-2007, 10:29   #1
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I support this philosophy on exercise.

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least,

You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!


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Old 12-04-2007, 10:43   #2
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
My philosophy for years!

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