Texan

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This might be true.

T. Bubba Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Midland, TX, was
asked on a local live radio talk show the other day just what he thought
of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted
his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

"If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's balls to a car's battery cables will
save one Texas GI's life, then I have just two things to say":
"Red is positive"
"Black is negative"





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You have to understand Texan mentality - what other state puts in an express lane for executions?

You should never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is - he'll tell you. If not - don't embarrass him!