Two businessmen from New York were opening up a new store in Alabama. As
yet, the store is not open, and they are
working inside. Soon they decide to take a break and drink a cup of coffee.
And, as they sit on the floor one of the
New Yorkers says "I bet any minute now some jerk will open the front door
and ask what we're selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Alabaman opens the front door, looks around,
and in a southern drawl asks "what're you all selling here?"
One of the New Yorkers replies "Oh, we're selling assholes here."
Without skipping a beat, the Bama fellow says "Well, I see you're doing
really good...you only got two left!"
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