Apple Computer Announcement

[Dominus_Potior]

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer
chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast
implants.

The "iTit" will cost $499 to $599, depending on optional speaker
sizes A thru D.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have
always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.

[Gypsy]

Funny