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This is so me and my wife!
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things,
so they decide to go to the doctor for a Checkup. The doctor tells them
that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing
things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV,
the old man gets up from his chair.
His wife asks, "Where are you going?"
"To the kitchen" he replies.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she
asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it
down because you know you'll forget it."
He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd
better write it down!" she retorts.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got
it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands
his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says - "Where's my toast?
And now for something completely different...
A man goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, something terrible is happening
and I have to talk to you about it."
The Doctor asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Doctor, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, and I'm certain she's poisoning
me, what should I do?"
The Doctor then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see
what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the doctor calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your
wife.
I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes and the doctor replied, "Take the poison."
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