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Old 04-30-2007, 10:37   #1
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New info on the Roswell crash!

I thought you would enjoy this little blurb of nonfiction!


Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident which many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government. In fact, there were many reported sightings all over the country that night.


However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, the following "persons" were born:

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William Jefferson Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer



See what happens when aliens breed with sheep...?

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:46   #2
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"See what happens when aliens breed with sheep...?"

LMAO, thanks.


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Old 04-30-2007, 14:35   #3
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Is that not why they call them "sheeple"?
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Old 04-30-2007, 23:05   #4
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Nancy Pelosi is younger than I am? BS X 2
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Old 05-01-2007, 05:19   #5
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This just raises more questions:

1. Why would aliens want to take us over? Have they seen Rosie??
2. Should we start sending financial aid to Mars in order to appease this new threat?
3. How do you explain Obama?
4. Why, just WHY, would you disparage sheep in this sort of way?
5. Is Global warming involved?
6. Can this really be a sign that "alien higher intelligence" really isn't?

It simply leaves me boggled.

I see some sleepless nights over this one,,
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Old 05-01-2007, 05:55   #6
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Mars Attacks

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...2. Should we start sending financial aid to Mars in order to appease this new threat?.....
We'd better or "Mars Attacks". Just where did I put my old CW records?

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Old 05-01-2007, 06:03   #7
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We'd better or "Mars Attacks". Just where did I put my old CW records?

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Slim Whitman...gotta be yodeling

Congress will change it's mind three times during the trip and recall the troops before they even get there...

So who was driving?

I'm thinking Kerry just because of his claim to The People's Republic of Massachusetts....they have history of not keeping it between the white lines...or the planets in this case.
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Old 05-01-2007, 11:55   #8
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This just raises more questions:

1. Why would aliens want to take us over? Have they seen Rosie??
Yes they have.

They've also seen Michael Moore and Al Sharpton.

Why do you think cattle mutilations were/are on the increase. They attempted to do the same thing with cattle, as they did the sheep, but found the folly of their ways, and are attempting to stop the flow.

Definite sign of higher intelligence, IMO.
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Old 05-01-2007, 15:11   #9
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Stolen and forwarded!
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Old 05-01-2007, 15:26   #10
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Retroactive abortion, anyone?
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