My head hurts

[Sdiver]

If bread always lands butter side down.....

and a Cat always lands on it's feet....

what would happen if I tied a piece of buttered bread to a Cat ????

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If practice makes perfect.......

but nobody's perfect.....

should I stop practicing ???

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Has anyone seen my map?

It's 1 to 1 scale and a bitch to fold.

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Could they make a map that wasn't an aerial view ???

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that Steven Wright, is one whacked out guy....

[RTK]

Some of my favorite Stephen Wright quotes:

- Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

- I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

- I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

[Gypsy]

His deadpan delivery always makes me laugh even harder...