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Old 04-19-2007, 08:38   #1
sg1987
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Government contract

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, from Florida.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."



The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."



The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"



The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."



"Done!" replies the government official.



Ah yes, that's how our government works!!!!
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