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Old 02-27-2007, 19:05   #1
82ndtrooper
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Cute girl business proposition

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
> girl
> in his office.... But she was dating someone else.
>
> One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll
> Give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
>
> The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO."
>
> Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
> bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
>
> She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
> boyfriend.... So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend
> says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast."
>
> He won't even be able to get his pants down."
>
> She agreed and accepted the proposal.
>
> Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
> girlfriend's call.
>
> Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asked what happened....?
>
> Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all
> quarters!"
>
> Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety
> before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
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