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Old 02-22-2007, 10:38   #1
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Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.


The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir."


The President replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."


The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
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Old 02-22-2007, 10:48   #2
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Good one!
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Old 02-22-2007, 10:52   #3
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Excellent!
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Old 02-22-2007, 11:08   #4
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