Nun at Hooters

[82ndtrooper]

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant .

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she preceded to the restroom.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, Would you like a drink?" But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. You see,
"laughed the bartender, "every time th e fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

[Gypsy]

Busted.

[SF18C]

Hey this really happened to my wife, sister-in-law AND Mother-in-law.

We were at a bar and grill in Galveston, TX. In the ladies room there was a life sized poster of some dude on the wall with a plastic flap for a bathing suit. Each one went into the restroom and a loud buzzer rang out in the bar. My wife was first, then Sis and finally my MIL. After they all sat down some other lady went in the restroom and again we heard the buzzer. My MIL asked what that was...she had heard it 2 other times...that is when the bartender let us in on the secret. All three of them were as red-faced as a fire truck, I laughed so hard I almost passed out.

Thanks for that fond memory 82ndtrooper

[Snaquebite]

How 'bout these Nuns....

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