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Old 02-01-2007, 09:54   #1
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Why you should know your Kid's Teachers
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive young woman waving at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says,

"Do you know me?" To which she replies,

"I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

"My God, are you one of the strippers from my bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher."
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Old 02-01-2007, 10:10   #2
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Old 02-01-2007, 14:22   #3
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LOL ! A good one, Snaquebite.
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Old 02-01-2007, 14:46   #4
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Class dismissed!!!

Good one, Snaquebite.

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Old 02-02-2007, 19:52   #5
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Ouch!
Can you imagine what the next parent teacher conference will be like!
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Old 02-02-2007, 20:34   #6
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That could be bad for me SGM, my wife is a teacher.
But she did like the joke and says thanks.
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:23   #7
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Sooooo......I'm guessing the teacher was HOT, then ???
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:44   #8
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I'm passing this one on to my wife. She's a teacher, too.
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