01-24-2007, 03:22
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divorce letter
Sorry Gentlemen, this is too funny, I had to share this. A fellow cop from the US sent this to me this morning:
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3360/divorce8ef.jpg
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01-24-2007, 06:34
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That was priceless.
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01-24-2007, 07:57
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Five minutes later I am still laughing hysterically! LOL!!! 
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01-24-2007, 08:49
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Oh man thats some funny shit.
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01-24-2007, 09:03
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The big question is, how did he lose the remote? Seems to have everything else covered.....
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01-24-2007, 09:37
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OMG that was hilarious.
Oh, and BTW... if this divorce happened in Georgia she got the remote too.
Last edited by kachingchingpow; 01-24-2007 at 11:14.
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01-24-2007, 14:13
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Now that's a zinger!
LMAO!
This reminds me of my 11th grade English teacher. She had taught at the high school forever, and was one hell of a writing instructor. She had a deep, raspy voice, about which I always wondered. Well, I became a Teacher’s Aide during my senior year and discovered she was a chain-smoker.
Anyway, her main mantra was, “No matter what you are writing, always end with a zinger.” She deducted points from assignments that lacked this magical zinger, and I lost more than my fair share. Confused, we would often ask her to define this thing which she called a zinger. She never really gave us a precise definition, and always prefaced her roundabout explanations by saying, “Well, you know, a zinger!”
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01-24-2007, 19:01
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I'm speachless.
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01-24-2007, 19:14
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That is an oldie, but a goodie.
TR
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01-24-2007, 19:56
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X-rated stuff
Even though Im not a huge fan of "x" rated sex stuff, the "throat Yogurt" comment is as funny as hell.
MM
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01-24-2007, 20:54
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Funny stuff! 
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01-25-2007, 01:32
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Thank you Gentlemen.
I get "spammed" with stuff like that 24/7 by my fellow LEO´s in the US.
Speaking of LEO´s. I just got this message from a KS. cop:
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These SWAT hand signals are not for public distribution, but I thought as people who either are in law enforcement or supports of it, you might appreciate this glimpse into the fast paced world of these professionals.
Next time you see LAPD SWAT on CNN, watch their movements and you can see these being utilized.
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6...signals8mu.jpg
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Hope this isn´t an old one....
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01-25-2007, 08:36
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Both were a riot, man, but the SWAT hand signals has my stomach hurting
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01-25-2007, 08:50
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Well, thank you.
I found the SWAT hand signals to be very useful. I translated them into German and will pass them out to our SEK (the Sondereinsatzkommando, the German counterpart of the SWAT teams) next weekend at the playground.
Here are our boys:
http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sek1pg.jpg
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