WHY I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER !!!
The
Democrats new promise "A New Direction For America"
The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are back.
A new direction from there means,
what?
Unemployment is at 25 year lows.
A new direction from there means,
what?
Oil prices are plummeting.
A new direction from there means,
what?
Taxes are at 20 year lows.
A new direction from there means,
what?
Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.
A new direction from there means,
what?
The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year.
A new direction from there means.
what?
Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.
A new direction from there means,
what?
Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows.
A new direction from there means,
what?
Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01.
A new direction from there means,
what?
Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not surfaced
in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al Queda's top dogs are either
dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel.
A new direction from there means,
what?
Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British Intel,
including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being
exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the
anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks.
A new direction from there means,
what?
Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq was to
be made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as President
Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region are arriving
from the shadows of their hiding places and flooding into Iraq in order to
get their faces blown off by US Marines rather than boarding planes and
heading to the United States to wage war on us here.
A new direction from there means,
what?
Regardless of what the media wants us to believe, the violence in Iraq is
less than violence in Detroit or L.A.
A new direction from there means,
what?
The Iraqis have executed the most brutal dictator on the face of the Earth.
A new direction from there means,
what?
Military mission "Iraqi Freedom" IS complete. Military mission "Enduring Freedom" is ongoing until we win that one too.
Now let me see, do I have this right? I can expect:
The economy to go
South
Illegals to go
North
Taxes to go
Up
Employment to go
Down
Terrorism to come
In
Tax breaks to go
Out
Social Security to go
Away
Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone
PLUMMETED
Martial Law in Detroit and L.A.?
U.S. to cut-and run in Iraq?
But what the heck!
I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillary C, John K, Edward K,
Howard D, Harry R, and Obama have worked hard to create a
comprehensive National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration
Reform Plan, Gay Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On
Demand Plan, Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return
all Troops to the U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan,
adapted from the French Plan by the same name, and a How Everyone
Can Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan. I forgot the No More Katrina
Storm Plan.
Now I know why I feel so good after the elections. I am going to be able
to sleep so much better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians are
thinking of me, my life's savings and my welfare.
Eagle
Well Said...
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