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Old 12-11-2006, 08:26   #1
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Solutions to some problems...
This is funny...
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately.

Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida.

Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a win-win-win situation:

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:51   #2
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+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
where are you going to get the labor to dig the moat...?
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:26   #3
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:42   #4
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To Gitmo?
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Old 12-11-2006, 10:54   #5
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Put the current undocumented workers on the southern side of the moat and leave them there after filling with water and alligators.
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