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Old 11-21-2006, 19:17   #1
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DC Traffic Jam

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington.

Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "What's the hold up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire." "We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon"
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Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimal food or water, in austere conditions, training day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon and he made his web gear. He doesn't worry about what workout to do - his ruck weighs what it weighs, his runs end when the enemy stops chasing him. This True Believer is not concerned about 'how hard it is;' he knows either he wins or dies. He doesn't go home at 17:00, he is home.
He knows only The Cause.

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Old 11-21-2006, 19:22   #2
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Where can I send a donation?
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Old 11-21-2006, 19:43   #3
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Old 11-21-2006, 19:51   #4
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Old 11-21-2006, 23:19   #5
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Old 11-23-2006, 11:45   #6
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The high price of gasoline IS NOT a deterrent in this decision.
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Old 11-23-2006, 18:53   #7
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