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Child Birth
The real question is should a redneck child witness a child birth.
Seems Billy Bob's wife, Luellen Sue, was having a baby. Oh, this wasn't her
first. As a matter of fact, she had given birth to 6 children over the past
5 years. Billy Bob considered her a REAL baby machine.
Well, here she was, big bellied again when a storm blew up and hit their
trailer park's energy center. The doc had arrived just minutes before to
help with the delivery. Anyways, doc asks Billy Bob to shine the flashlight
at his wife so that he could deliver the child. Billy Bob complied. Out
popped a raven haired little boy. Doc slaps his bottom and the child begins
to cry. Meanwhile, doc notices that Luellen Sue is still in labor. He has
Billy Bob shine the light on his wife once more and he delivers her of
ANOTHER youngster. Billy Bob is amazed as he looks on his two brand new
sons. The doc notices that she's still in labor and has Billy Bob shine the
light on his wife again, and again, she is delivered of a child. Billy Bob
finally asks the doc....
Are you ready for this???....
Hey doc, you think the light is attracting them?????
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Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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That's a good one!
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