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Old 11-17-2006, 03:54   #1
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Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

This is why Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.....


01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. It's Cool Whip time!
04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
05. That's one terrific spread!
06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry ... do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn ... you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. Um, you still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
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Old 11-17-2006, 08:36   #2
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#19 "Y'all need stuffing up your end?"
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Old 11-17-2006, 09:11   #3
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Sdiver, sorry but I had to steal that.......

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Old 11-17-2006, 09:40   #4
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#20 Don't worry, you can eat all day
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