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Old 11-06-2006, 18:33   #1
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A Love Story
A Love Story

I will seek and find you.


I shall take you to bed and have my way with you


I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you
moan & groan.


I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to
stop.


I will exhaust you to the point that

you will be relieved when I'm finished with
you.


And, when I am finished, you will be weak for
days.

All my love,


The Flu

Now, quit thinking about sex and go get your
flu shot!
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Old 11-06-2006, 18:37   #2
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I guess the big thing these days is "flu snorts" (inhalable medicine). I didn't like it; I'd rather just get stuck in the arm.
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Old 11-09-2006, 20:27   #3
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I didn't think the "flu snort" was too bad. A lot of people didn't like it, tho. The only people getting the spike in my unit was those over 55 and pregnant women. But we didn't have any to give at that time, so I guess they were SOL.
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Old 11-09-2006, 20:29   #4
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You know, for a long time I never got the flu shot (always managed to weasle out of it) and never got sick. Imagine that.
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Old 11-09-2006, 20:40   #5
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LOL

BMT- I moved this to the comedy section. Wouldn't want to waste a good laugh in the boring medical section.
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