The Priest and the Bear's fan

Gypsy · 10-25-2006, 19:44

No I didn't write this...

We Chicago Bear fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Green Bay fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious green & gold "G" on his shirt. We would swerve our cars as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?"

"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road. Suddenly, I saw a Green Bay fan walking down the road, with that "G" shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD."

Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Green Bay fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."

gunnerjohn · 10-25-2006, 21:31

And all this time we cheese heads believed that it was just the crappy driving by those from Chicago.

Gypsy · 10-25-2006, 21:58

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Originally Posted by gunnerjohn

And all this time we cheese heads believed that it was just the crappy driving by those from Chicago.

LOL! I'll admit there are a lot of crappy drivers here...

Weazle23 · 10-26-2006, 08:53

LOL nice one.
I think I'll have to steal this one, lol.

Warrior-Mentor · 10-26-2006, 10:59

LOL.
2 points for that one...
Thanks.

Sdiver · 10-26-2006, 11:22

Q: What's the difference between a dead Packers fan and a dead Deer, by the side of the road?

A: There's skid makes in front of the Deer.

Q: Why can't Packers fans make Kool-aid?

A: They can't get 2 quarts of water in those little iddy-bitty packages.

Q: What's the difference between a single Green Bay Packers cheerleader and the Wisconsin state patrol.

A: It takes 3 state patrolmen to block the road with their cars.

Q: What's the first thing done at Lambeau field in preparation of game day?

A: They heard the cheerleaders off midfield from their grazing.

Q: What do you call 10,000 dead Packers fans at the bottom of Lake Michigan?

A: A good base for the dead Lawyers to land on.

gunnerjohn · 10-26-2006, 23:33

Packer Bashing.... what has this world come to? So we only have a good team every 25 years. So what! It still is one of the only teams still supported by the community and not just a paycheck. Plus the Brats at the concessions are delicious.