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Confession
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to
the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said,
"Father during World War! II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked
me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you
have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual
favors."
The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However,
two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way.
But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one
more question."
"And what is that?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
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Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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