10-05-2006, 09:51
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Don't masturbate during Ramadan
I find it difficult to believe how any nation/people this STUPID could be a threat to the Free world.......amazing.
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Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan
Iran's supreme leader answers questions on masturbation and other topics on his website
Yaakov Lappin Published: 10.04.06, 19:55
Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.
Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"
"If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader said, posting the reply on his website.
Another reader asked: "Once in the holy month of Ramadan, I forgot to brush my teeth, and some tiny bits of food remained in my mouth. I swallowed the bits unintentionally. Do I have to perform the qaḍa (repent) for that day's fast?"
"If you did not know that some bits of food remained between the teeth, or you did not know that they would reach the throat, and they were swallowed unknowingly and unintentionally, then you are not liable to make (repent) of the fast," said Khameini.
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7...311189,00.html
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10-05-2006, 10:40
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And I thought Lent and Holy Days of Obligation were bad as a kid. I never worried that 'bits of food in my teeth' were evil. Don't they have other things to worry about, like the economy of Iran?
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10-05-2006, 10:54
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Wow
Just wow....
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10-05-2006, 10:59
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Whats the use ??
Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"
Who in the hell does that ????.......................this is humorous on so many levels.
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10-05-2006, 11:13
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Deliberate masturbation.....
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Unintentional masturbation is okay, though, apparently.
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10-05-2006, 11:21
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Unintentional masturbation is okay, though, apparently. |
Probably won't need glasses that way, either!
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10-05-2006, 11:29
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Who in the hell does that ????
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Is that like smoking pot, but not inhaling? If so I know somebody. 
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10-05-2006, 11:48
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I take that your not going to observe the month of Ramadan............... 
They'd shit thier pants if they knew of the "Combat Jack" 
Has anyone actually been able to "LOG" that one ???? I suppose the "Mustard Stain" would have a whole new meaning...............ROLMFAO
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10-05-2006, 12:17
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Looks like my Iranian vacation get away will have to be postponed.... 
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10-05-2006, 12:43
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Looks like my Iranian vacation get away will have to be postponed.... |
depends on your line of work. Methinks that some here will be taking a "Working vacation" to scenic Iran sooner rather than later
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10-05-2006, 13:22
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I had no clue that they have killed off or pi$$ed off so many women that masturbation has become a major pastime!
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10-05-2006, 13:27
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I had no clue that they have killed off or pi$$ed off so many women that masturbation has become a major pastime!
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Dirth of goats, perhaps?
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10-05-2006, 14:30
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Look it up.
They have decided that it is okay to bang your livestock, as long as it is not the offspring of one you have had before.
I agree with TS, the only way people who think like this can be a threat is that they have enough money to hire people with brains.
They wouldn't have money more than ten minutes after hitting the streets of New York. Slick people would take advantage of them that fast.
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10-05-2006, 17:17
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They have decided that it is okay to bang your livestock, as long as it is not the offspring of one you have had before.
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LMAO
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10-05-2006, 17:50
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It also must supposedly be killed, but not sold to your own village. It's okay to sell to another village, though. 
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