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Old 10-03-2006, 19:04   #1
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The boy, the man and the donkey

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.

The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story ?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well...

Kiss your ass goodbye!
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Old 10-03-2006, 19:09   #2
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Stealing it!

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Old 10-03-2006, 19:14   #3
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So true & funny. Nice one NDD
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Old 10-03-2006, 20:08   #4
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Outstanding lesson!
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Old 10-03-2006, 20:15   #5
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Stealing it!
Ditto!

LOL - thanks, NDD!
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Old 10-03-2006, 20:42   #6
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Stealing it!

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Same...same...
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Old 10-03-2006, 21:28   #7
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Bill,

That is more DEAD-ON than a JDAM or SDM!!!!

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Old 10-03-2006, 21:44   #8
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Let me guess!!

You're frantically Googling SDM!!!!
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Old 10-04-2006, 06:43   #9
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You're frantically Googling SDM!!!!
Nope.

NDD-
So true, it's scary - funny, but scary.
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Old 10-04-2006, 19:09   #10
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Old 10-04-2006, 19:12   #11
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Dead on!
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