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Old 09-01-2006, 20:21   #1
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This Just In....

Rudolph the Red-nose Reindeer, dead at age 53....

Rudolph the Red-nose Reindeer died today while on vacation around the Mediterranean. Rudolph was flying back to another vacation destination off the coast of Spain.

Rudolph was hit in the air by a Flock of Seagulls and a Boeing 747.

Eyewitness's reported that,.......the Reindeer over Spain, was hit mainly by the Plane.

Funeral arrangements are pending.
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Old 09-01-2006, 21:03   #2
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Did the Flock of Seagulls have really bad hair and sing 80's new wave tunes?
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Old 09-01-2006, 21:47   #3
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Did the Flock of Seagulls have really bad hair and sing 80's new wave tunes?
Dammit Sir, now I have that tune in my head!
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Old 09-02-2006, 05:10   #4
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Sergeant, damnit, Sergeant!!!!
Keep it up and I'll blast you with a whole list of mediocre 80's bands that'll make your head spin.... not a threat, a promise, an evil promise - here's a small sample (euro trash collection) Plastic Bertrand, Tin Tin, M, Berlin. Arrgh - I need to counter that, for my own sanity with the Stranglers, 999, Tom Robinson. (I feel better now).

You have been warned, and the next round is German Techno trash, 1978 to present...
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Old 09-02-2006, 06:19   #5
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"German techno trash" is redundant.
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Old 09-02-2006, 09:25   #6
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Sergeant, damnit, Sergeant!!!!
Keep it up and I'll blast you with a whole list of mediocre 80's bands that'll make your head spin.... not a threat, a promise, an evil promise - here's a small sample (euro trash collection) Plastic Bertrand, Tin Tin, M, Berlin. Arrgh - I need to counter that, for my own sanity with the Stranglers, 999, Tom Robinson. (I feel better now).

You have been warned, and the next round is German Techno trash, 1978 to present...
Roger that Sergeant, and I offer the most sincere of apologies!
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Old 09-02-2006, 11:35   #7
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...mediocre 80's bands that'll make your head spin.... not a threat, a promise, an evil promise - here's a small sample (euro trash collection) Plastic Bertrand, Tin Tin, M, Berlin...and the next round is German Techno trash, 1978 to present...
LOL - hopefully not the playlist of the clubs to be opened on the beaches and boulevards of a certain Caribbean island nation soon-to-be formerly ruled by a Communist dictator.

Although I must admit, eurotrash new wave brings back some fond memories from high school.
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