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Old 03-29-2004, 08:27   #1
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Apple to MFG the new UMP 45

for some reason the pic won't attach. Here's the link

http://atrax.goatpower.se/pubup/upload/UMP1.jpg

It's the new apple-branded UMP, the iUMP. Also comes in Bondi Blue, Rasberry, Lime Green, Orange and Dalmation Dots. Includes mounting rail for iPod.
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Old 03-30-2004, 04:23   #2
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VERY chic...
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Old 03-30-2004, 14:30   #3
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Of course being an Apple it won't work right, will lock up constantly and have half the power they claim it does

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Old 03-30-2004, 14:37   #4
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My IPOD is a genius device that has never let me down, despite two years of battering and physical assault. I even managed to drop it into the river I was fording today...

The laptops, on the other hand, are IMHO often fraught with problems... at least my ones are. Maybe the dudes at the apple store smell PC on me and decide to give me and inferior product out of spite??

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Old 03-30-2004, 14:41   #5
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Of course being an Apple it won't work right, will lock up constantly and have half the power they claim it does


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Old 03-30-2004, 14:50   #6
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I even managed to drop it into the river I was fording today...
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Temp thread hijack...

Man with the chronic foot fungus problem-
Have you considered stopping the recretional walks that include fording rivers for a while. Hot, sweaty, and now soaking wet feet inside hiking boots are breeding grounds for the fungus. Goofball....

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Old 03-30-2004, 14:52   #7
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Congratulations Sacamuelas, our 12,000th post and it's about foot fungus
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Old 03-30-2004, 15:06   #8
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Well Damn... someone should have told me. I would have prepared something special.

Oh well, calling solid a goofball and commenting on a nasty topic like foot fungus will have to do. I am sure the TS will be proud. LOL
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Old 03-30-2004, 15:45   #9
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LOL I get them dry as hell when I crawl out the other side, but yeah, I agree... However, when I need to move our to-be-fire-wood out of the field so that the dang neighbours don't steal it, I haul ass regardless of some stinky foot infection!

Also, there's something refreshing about being thigh-deep in cold, glacial water....

Thanks for the advice, doc...

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So true.........so true !
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Old 03-30-2004, 18:00   #11
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Of course being an Apple it won't work right, will lock up constantly and have half the power they claim it does

....And cost four times as much.

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....And cost four times as much.

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Forgot that part !

And of course they won't be able to make enough but they will produce random ads about how they "think different"
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