Changing Light Bulbs

[QRQ 30]

How Many Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

1 to change the light bulb then post about it

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could've been changed differently

1 to move it to the Lighting folder

2 to argue and then move it to the Electrical folder

7 to point out grammar/spelling errors in post about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue whether it's a light bulb or lightbulb

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is Lamp

15 know it all who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take the discussion to the lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to discuss the dangers of changing light bulbs without a professional opinion

5 to post a disclaimer that they are not light bulb experts, nor do they play one on TV and that anyone planning on changing their own light bulb should consult a professional

7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then to post the correct URLs

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add, "Me too."

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say, "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

[x SF med]

and3 to go off topic, in a majorly random way, them mosey back to the original lightbulb posting.

[Sdiver]

Originally Posted by x_sf_med

and3 to go off topic, in a majorly random way.....

I changed a fluorescent light the other day.....it was "cool".

[Bravo1-3]

Which reminds me of another one I heard:

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?




None. They'll just sit in the dark and blame it all on Israel.

[Maisy]

How Many Dogs does it take to change a Lightbulb?

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Border Collie:
Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Dachshund:
I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler:
Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu:
Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants . . . .

Lab:
Oh, me, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound:
Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Doberman Pinscher:
Leave it out. I prefer to work in the dark . . . .

Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer:
I see it! There it is! It's right there! There it is . . . .

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, put all the light bulbs in a little circle . . . .

Old English Sheep Dog:
I thought it got dark out there, but you know, from under here, it's so hard to tell.

Puli:
You know, thees lighteengs appeel to my deep, roMANteek soul. I weell put on a leetle geepsie music for you, my dear. Then maybe we cry a leetle together, no?

Alsatian:
Who turned out the lights?! Nobody move! You're all under arrest!

Cat:
Huh! Who needs lights? Change it yourself!!!

[HOLLiS]

How many real men does it take?


None, real men are not afraid of the dark.

[x SF med]

Light bulbs? LEDs last longer, especially in the field.