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Old 03-26-2004, 16:09   #1
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FCC Ruling on use of the F word

FCC is ruling that the "F-word" will be acceptable language on public television and radio as long as it does not refer to the actual sexual act.

Therefore we must ask ourselves, when is @#$% acceptable? There are only eleven times in history where the "F-word" has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- General George Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Sadaam Hussein
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Old 03-27-2004, 00:40   #2
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Thanks for the f@#*%#@ history lesson!
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