Iraq Jokes

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Where is Iraq:
Secretary of State Colin Powell was recently approached by an Iraqi newspaper reporter and accusingly asked, "Isn't it true that only 13 percent of young Americans can locate Iraq on a map?"
Secretary Powell stopped, turned, and stated "Yes, it's true. But, unfortunately for you, all 13 percent are United States Marines."

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Q & A Iraqi War Jokes:
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.
Q. What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A. They both have Kurds in their Whey.
Q. What do Sadaam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A. They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign Ambassador
Q. How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. They can't turn them on anyway.
Q. Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A. You only have to teach them to take off.
Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A. B-52...F-16...F-18...A10...F14...F15...A4...C10
Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?
A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: They need a map....
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
A: You shout out, "B-52"
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.
Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?
A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.
Q: Why doesn't Saddam Hussein get hemorrhoids?
A: Because he's a perfect asshole.
Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss?
A: He elected to receive.
Q: Did you hear about the new musical group in Iraq?
A: No Kids on the Block.
Q: What is the Iraqi air force motto?
A: I came, I saw, Iran.
Q: What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
A: Two days.
Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign ambassador.
Q: Did you hear that it is twice a s easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.

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