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Old 04-13-2006, 12:16   #1
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Air Traffic Control, Texan style

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 811--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"


Pause, Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 811?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?"
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Old 04-13-2006, 12:26   #2
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Classic!

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Old 04-13-2006, 12:32   #3
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Nice.
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Old 04-13-2006, 12:36   #4
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Shoudn't they be running out of virgins by now?
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Old 04-13-2006, 12:38   #5
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Old 04-13-2006, 12:44   #6
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Indeed. Nothing like good old fashioned Southern thoughtfulness.
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