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Old 03-28-2006, 00:51   #1
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Guts vs. Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion.
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Old 03-28-2006, 06:08   #2
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I think both fall under the category of just plain retarded.
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Old 03-28-2006, 08:30   #3
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Too funny!
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Old 03-28-2006, 08:36   #4
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Too funny!
The one about "Your sister was better" falls under Balls.
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The one about "Your sister was better" falls under Balls.
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