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Old 03-07-2006, 07:11   #1
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Texas Pigs

As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he
is carrying a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard
snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not just pigs Marine, these are
authentic Texas Wild Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy and one
for Senator Hillary Clinton."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says,
"Nice trade, sir."
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Old 03-07-2006, 07:13   #2
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Old 03-07-2006, 07:18   #3
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Very Nice!
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Old 03-07-2006, 07:45   #4
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LMAO, good one!
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Old 03-07-2006, 12:35   #5
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LOL that's a keeper!
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