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Old 02-28-2006, 09:54   #1
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True / DUMB / but true

SO I am at work in the ED here at Madigan and sign up on the board for a Female patient, 28 y/o, with nausea-

Entering the room there is a very petite blond (5'1 / 100lbs), wearing hipsters, tight T-shirt, a fair amount of make-up and "Claires boutique" jewelry.

The interview progresses, and as a normal course I ask if she is feeling any heaviness or tightness in her chest.

With all seriousness, she looks at me and says
"Yes, I have a TERRIBLE heaviness and tightness in my chest, so much that I find it is hard to breath sometimes"



Her vitals looked fine, so I as her how long this had been going on.

Once again, with a most pitiful and pained look on her face-
"Well, honestly, ever since I got these D sized implants-I used to be an "A"

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Old 02-28-2006, 10:12   #2
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And?...............quit holding out, finish the darn examination!
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Old 02-28-2006, 10:33   #3
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PIC's, we need PIC's!

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Old 02-28-2006, 10:35   #4
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Obviously not bright enough to understand the concept of "be careful what you ask for." Peregrino
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Old 02-28-2006, 10:38   #5
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To quote another person on this board . . .

"This thread is usless without pics . . ."

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Old 03-01-2006, 10:18   #6
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PIC's, we need PIC's!

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Well, it may not be Eagle's Pt, but I can see a riot brewing if nothing is done.

Here ya go.......
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Old 03-01-2006, 11:40   #7
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I'm sure that 18D's in training everywhere would benefit from your "experience" in assessing this patient.

I think posting a pic and posing the question of "What can you see wrong with this patient."
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Old 03-01-2006, 17:32   #8
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Obviously not bright enough to understand the concept of "be careful what you ask for." Peregrino
Those are the fun ones...
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