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"Tanks?! What do you mean they have tanks? I've got a f***in' sword and a four door sedan!"
:munchin

HEY!!! THE 72 VIRGINS ARE OVER THERE>>>>

:rolleyes:

I'm telling you, the bunker where Kadaffi keeps his vats of rearranging cream and straightening combs is over there!

I fought to liberate Libya and all I got was this lousy caption.

THIS is my parking validation, now open the [GERUNDING] gate.

Yo, where are the white women at?

Where's the front sight on this pig?

I feel like a moose around Sarah Palin...

It's his own damned fault. There's one born every minute.

Pat

You go down about 2 kilometers and take a right when you see the guy out behind his house making love to a goat. Not the house with the the old guy but the house with the middle aged guy.

Then drive just a goats hair further and you'll see a guy molesting a small boy. That's where you take a left. You'll see the sword shop where I bought this right next to the place that sells pork chops just up the street on the right hand side. If you pass the hot-dog stand you've gone too far.

"Hey officer, we have a revolution to fight and don't have time for no f&#*ing speeding ticket!" :p :D

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What the hell is this thing??? He gave it to me!!

"You makin' me come through this drive-thru again? You forgot my fries you SOB!"

As I told Kadaffi in his tent over there, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. So I took his fuckin sword.

well sure, I'm specul forces!
I was a 18W23R7Q91R14Z. I was on ODA 1. My Team SGT? Can't remember his name but man he worked us rented mules. I was in some sh!t, but I can't tell you about it cause I signed a NDA and if I even THINK about it I'll be locked up and they'll throw away the key. . . I've already said too much... I do teach a few classes you might be interested in . . . and Ladies? you know what they say about SF men? I'm here to prove it's all true.
I could use a beer. . .

"Did you see the SIZE of that Chicken?"

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"DA VILLAGE PEOPLE are playing at the Casbah....C'MON"

"I am angry...and you have the nerve to ask why I am so angry that I am willing to let you take my picture wielding this rusty piece of camel dung like some kind of sword? Well, I will tell you why!"

"We are Khadaffi supporters coming to fight the rebels when, being desperate for water, we saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, we hurried toward what appeared to be an oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties."

"'We asked this man, "Do you have water, you Zionist pig?"'

"'The man replied, "I have no water. But would you like to buy a tie? They are only 5 dinars."'

'"We shouted at him, "You idiotic son of a wilderness wandering whore! We do not need an over-priced tie. We need water! We should kill you right now, you odious pile of donkey excrement, but we must find water first!"'

'"OK," said the little old man calmly, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a fine tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about twenty miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you can ever want. Shalom."'

"Cursing, we drove away to find this water....and now we are angry and driving back to see the old Jewish man because his whore-mongering brother won't let us in without a tie!"