Tour de France

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CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be denied his Tour de France
Title. In a random check for banned substances, three banned substances
were found in Armstrong's hotel room. The three substances banned under
French rules are as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

French officials also found several other items which they had never seen
before and were not immediately able to identify, including testicles and
A backbone.


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[jbour13]

God help us if the women find his shaving kit. :D

[HOLLiS]

God help us if the women find his shaving kit. :D

Kind of like the old joke; How do you tell the bride from the groom in a French wedding?

A: Braided arm pits

[booker]

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be denied his Tour de France
Title. In a random check for banned substances, three banned substances
were found in Armstrong's hotel room. The three substances banned under
French rules are as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

French officials also found several other items which they had never seen
before and were not immediately able to identify, including testicles and
A backbone.


BMT

In Lance's case it would be A testicle...