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Attorney In Need of Advice (http://www.madisonrecord.com/news/newsview.asp?c=148217)
CPTAUSRET
03-10-2005, 16:56
Attorney In Need of Advice (http://www.madisonrecord.com/news/newsview.asp?c=148217)
I read it, and am not sure that I could give an accurate synopsis of what I read!
Terry
Roguish Lawyer
03-10-2005, 18:23
I have cases against several of the firms mentioned and have no comment.
I have cases against several of the firms mentioned and have no comment. Wouldn't you know... :D
CPTAUSRET
03-10-2005, 20:30
I have cases against several of the firms mentioned and have no comment.
The Counselor's pleading the Fifth.
Roguish Lawyer
03-10-2005, 20:31
The Counselor's pleading the Fifth.
You know the old adage, "if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all." ;)
I read it, and am not sure that I could give an accurate synopsis of what I read!
Terry
I read it and my head hurts :confused: . The he said/she said is spinning around :confused: and around :confused: and around :confused:
Pete
SnafuRacer
03-11-2005, 00:04
I read it, and am not sure that I could give an accurate synopsis of what I read!
Terry
Obviously, I wasted my money at that English Comprehension class. :confused:
RL & AL: how do you do this everyday? I need motrin now :boohoo :)
Roguish Lawyer
03-11-2005, 00:05
RL & AL: how do you do this everyday?
:lifter
:lifter
I'll take that to mean a couple of large whiskys in the morning.
Airbornelawyer
03-11-2005, 11:19
Obviously, I wasted my money at that English Comprehension class. :confused:
RL & AL: how do you do this everyday? I need motrin now :boohoo :)
I don't do this every day. Or any day. I have never taken a deposition and have only read one on one or two occasions. I am not a litigator; I am a deal lawyer.
I write things like this:If the Investment Manager shall resign, be removed or become incapable of acting, Client, shall, with the consent of Insurer, such consent not to be unreasonably withheld or delayed, promptly appoint a successor Investment Advisor (a "Successor Investment Advisor"). Notwithstanding any contrary provisions of subsection 20(a) above, the parties hereto agree that Investment Advisor shall continue to serve as Investment Advisor until the appointment of the Successor Investment Advisor and the acceptance of such appointment by the Successor Investment Advisor.Then I take a couple of motrins.
CPTAUSRET
03-11-2005, 11:51
I don't do this every day. Or any day. I have never taken a deposition and have only read one on one or two occasions. I am not a litigator; I am a deal lawyer.
I write things like this:Then I take a couple of motrins.
AL:
It is the inherent propensity for recurring problems which arise subsequent to implementation of regulatory requirements, limiting litigators to compensation based upon their repeated, and unregulated screwing of the public at large.
I am not an Attorney, but I have on occasion consumed alcoholic beverages with a few.
Terry
Roguish Lawyer
03-11-2005, 13:01
It is the inherent propensity for recurring problems which arise subsequent to implementation of regulatory requirements, limiting litigators to compensation based upon their repeated, and unregulated screwing of the public at large.
:boohoo
CPTAUSRET
03-11-2005, 13:08
:boohoo
:D :D
CPTAUSRET
03-11-2005, 14:04
:boohoo
RL:
Would I be safe in presuming that this won't make your short list for best quote of the year?? :D
Roguish Lawyer
03-11-2005, 15:16
RL:
Would I be safe in presuming that this won't make your short list for best quote of the year?? :D
LOL -- perhaps Gypsy will help you out with that one. ;)
SnafuRacer
03-12-2005, 00:06
AL:
It is the inherent propensity for recurring problems which arise subsequent to implementation of regulatory requirements, limiting litigators to compensation based upon their repeated, and unregulated screwing of the public at large.
Did you have your wife write this for you, Sir? ;)
"Oh Honey, there is this wordy lawyer on ps.com who needs a litterary dress down. Can you put together a couple of sentences, and dumb them down just a tad, so that the men there will know it's from me!!"
The big words have pushed my care factor away.
CPTAUSRET
03-12-2005, 12:52
Did you have your wife write this for you, Sir? ;)
"Oh Honey, there is this wordy lawyer on ps.com who needs a litterary dress down. Can you put together a couple of sentences, and dumb them down just a tad, so that the men there will know it's from me!!"
Nah, Nancy doesn't have the time. I just thought I would have a little fun at RL's expense.
Terry
I guess saying "Yippie" would be in bad taste. Therefore and whereas, I offer a grin.
LOL -- perhaps Gypsy will help you out with that one. ;)
Terry, I'll need my lawyer-speak decoder ring first...
:D
Terry, I'll need my lawyer-speak decoder ring first...
:D
Just pick up a copy of George Orwell's book 1984, it's full of that double double speak in it.
RL & AL ....isn't it true, before you all can take the Bar exam, you have to understand Orwell's book and write a 15,000 word esay about it. :confused: :munchin