Thoughts

[NousDefionsDoc]

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

[Ghostrider]

Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Personal experience????:p

I know, I know, where's that law?

[Eagle5US]

Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Brother, when I have sex...she MAKES it a big deal :D
Lucky me!

Eagle

[CPTAUSRET]

Originally posted by Eagle5US
Brother, when I have sex...she MAKES it a big deal :D
Lucky me!

Eagle

GOTTA be the kinky knee thingy.

Terry


"I am finally walking and wearing a cyborg looking thing on my knee"

[NousDefionsDoc]

Those who live by the sword often get shot by those who don't.

[NousDefionsDoc]

Violence is indeed the last resort of the incompetent, the competent usually resort to it much sooner.

[NousDefionsDoc]

9MM - a .45 set on stun. - The Team Sergeant

[CPTAUSRET]

Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
Violence is indeed the last resort of the incompetent, the competent usually resort to it much sooner.

That's a good one.

Terry

[NousDefionsDoc]

"Great minds discuss ideas, mediocre minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." - ADM Hyman Rickover, USN

[NousDefionsDoc]

"Don't think of it as being vastly outnumbered, think of it as being able to shoot 360 degrees and having a very wide shot selection."

[NousDefionsDoc]

Never interupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

- Napoleon Bonapart

[NousDefionsDoc]

"No, no! I've got 'em right where I want 'em, - surrounded from the inside.

SFC Jerry Shriver CCS

His Team surrounded and in danger of being overrun - this was SFC Shriver's response to the FAC commenting "Sounds pretty bad."

[myclearcreek]

Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
"Great minds discuss ideas, mediocre minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." - ADM Hyman Rickover, USN


Great quote. I had heard it before, but never the source. Thank you for sharing it.


Rhonda
back to lurking

[Air.177]

Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
"No, no! I've got 'em right where I want 'em, - surrounded from the inside.

SFC Jerry Shriver CCS

His Team surrounded and in danger of being overrun - this was SFC Shriver's response to the FAC commenting "Sounds pretty bad."

NDD-You beat me to it.

[Adam White]

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
A: To get to the same side

Two atoms collide into each other. The first atom tells the second atom, "I think I lost an electron." The second one replies, "Are you sure?" The first one simply says, "I'm positive."

[Sdiver]

Never eject over an area you've just bombed.

The 50-50-90 rule is always in effect. If given a 50-50 chance of picking the right thing, you've got a 90% chance of picking the wrong thing.

When having an affair, never have a pocket full of change. It could tip your hand when having to get dressed in the closet.

[Roguish Lawyer]

"If you find yourself in a deep hole, stop digging."

-- NousDefionsDoc

[Sdiver]

Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

Tracers work both ways.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - Col. David Hackworth

Never tell the Platoon Sergeant, you have nothing to do.

[NousDefionsDoc]

FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
3. Glock: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and liberals.
15. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.
16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.
20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control
them.
22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
23. Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more.
24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
26. "...A government of the people, by the people, for the people..."

"We are what we repeatedly do, excellence then is not an act, but a habit."— Aristotle

[Roguish Lawyer]

Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
3. Glock: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and liberals.
15. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.
16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.
20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control
them.
22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
23. Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more.
24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
26. "...A government of the people, by the people, for the people..."

"We are what we repeatedly do, excellence then is not an act, but a habit."— Aristotle

AWESOME!

[NousDefionsDoc]

The Holy Gospel of John (Moses Browning)

1. In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was THE pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it worketh. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain.

2. And shouldst thou muck with it and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm.

3. And as the ages passed men in their ignorance and arrogance didst forget the word of the Lord and began to profane the 1911. The tribe of the gamesman did place recoil spring guides and extended slide releases upon the 1911 and their metal smiths didst tighten the tolerances and alter parts to their liking, their clearness of mind being clouded by lust.

4. Their artisans did hang all manner of foul implements upon the 1911 and did so alter it that it became impractical to purchase. For lo, the artisans didst charge a great tax upon the purchasers of the 1911 so that the lowly field worker could not afford one. And the profaning of the internal parts didst render it unworkable when the dust of the land fell upon it.

5. And lo, they didst install adjustable sights , which are an abomination unto the Lord. For they doth break and loose their zero when thou dost need true aim. And those who have done so will be slain in great numbers by their enemies in the great battle.

6. And it came to pass that the Lord didst see the abomination wrought by man and didst cause, as he had warned, fearful malfunction to come upon the abominations and upon the artisans who thought they could do no wrong.

7. Seeing the malfunctions and the confusion of men the lord of the underworld did see an opportunity to further ensnare man and didst bring forth pistols made of plastic, whose form was such that they looked and felt like a brick, yet the eyes of man being clouded, they were consumed by the plastic pistol and did buy vast quantities of them.

8. And being a deceitful spirit the lord of the underworld did make these plastic pistols unamenable to the artisans of earth and they were unable to muck much with the design, and lo these pistols did function.

9. And the evil one also brought forth pistols in which the trigger didst both cock and fire them and which require a "dingus" to make them appear safe.

10. But man being stupid did not understand these new pistols and did proceed to shoot themselves with the plastic pistol, and with the trigger cocking pistols for lo their manual of arms required great intelligence which man had long since forsaken. Yet man continue to gloat over these new pistols blaming evil forces for the negligent discharges which they themselves had committed.

11. And when man had been totally ensnared with plastic pistol, the lord of the underworld didst cause a plague of the terrible Ka-Boom to descend upon man and the plastic pistols delivered their retribution upon men. And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the land.

12. Then seeing that the eyes of man were slowly being opened and that man was truly sorrowful for his sinful misdeeds, the Lord did send his messengers in the form of artisans who did hear and obey the teachings of the prophet and who didst restore the profaned 1911s to their proper configuration, and lo, to the amazement of men they didst begin to work as the prophet had intended.

13. And the men of the land didst drive out the charlatans and profaners from the land, and there was joy and peace in the land, except for the evil sprits which tried occasionally to prey on the men and women of the land and who were sent to the place of eternal damnation by the followers of John.

[NousDefionsDoc]

Blatantly pladgerized from LF.com where it was pladgerized from somwhere else - for Sacamuelas.

[Sacamuelas]

Yeah, I am following along picking up the crumbs. That is the 2nd post so far this session that have suggested I am a friggin idiot.
I am getting the hint. :D

[NousDefionsDoc]

You misunderstand Painless, since you are considering purchasing a .45, I brought this for you to print and hang on your wall, email to your amigos, whatever. Once you get a Bill Wilson, you are officially allowed to talk trash to those who do not have a .45

LOL - sensitive little thing aren't you?:D

[Sacamuelas]

"little thing" huh? Ive got a few hundred comical quotes referrring to that phrase but I think I will sit tight.

I am willing to listen to honest experience and suggestions from true professionals... that is why I am waiting to see what the Team sergeant says on that thread. ;) LOL

Can't talk trash until I can make it prove its accuracy on the range to them. I will need some help for that.

Not sensitive, I am still here and laughing.

[Sacamuelas]

Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
Painless

I am going more for a Doc Holliday. He was a jawbreaker too. :D